- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Knock Knock. Not home.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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