A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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