Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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