- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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