- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

PENIS that is all

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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