- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Women's Soccer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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