Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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