- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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