How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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