what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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