What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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A American seeking into mexico

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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