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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Killing your friend as a joke.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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