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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock knock. Who's there?

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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