- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Roses are flowers.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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