Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What does? 42

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

100 chefs walk into a bar

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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