- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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