- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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