How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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