What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Take part of what?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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