- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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