- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

womans having rights.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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