- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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