Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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womans having rights.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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