Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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