Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

pobody's nerfect

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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