What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

hey hey apple

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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