- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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