- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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