- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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