What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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