- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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