- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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