- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's brown an sticky Shit

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Two women were sitting quietly.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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