- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

My mum is called Steve

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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