A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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hey guys im gay

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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