- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Dwarf Shortage

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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