Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Anti Joke

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