What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Chick Norris... Enough said

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

hey hey apple

women's rights.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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