- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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