- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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