- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Who is big and stupid My brother

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Phew... it's gone.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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