- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

alert("Hello");

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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