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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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