- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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