- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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