(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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