Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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