So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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