whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What is life? Paul.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Knock knock It's open, come in

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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