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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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