- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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