- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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