- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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