- Anti Joke

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.