how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A blind man watches TV

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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