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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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