- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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