A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Sex

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Microwave

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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