Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Homo say what?

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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