Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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