What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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