- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

whats black and strange a paki

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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