- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Knock knock. Its open.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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