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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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