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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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