- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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