- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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