- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

lets bomb africa

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

THE GAME

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

civil rights

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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