- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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