- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

whats black and strange a paki

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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