- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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