- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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