Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Dwarf Shortage

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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why are balck people black because they are

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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