- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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