- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Of course, first door on your left

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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