What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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