There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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whats 7+4? 74

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Amazing

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Anti Joke

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