- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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