- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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