How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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