- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..