Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock come in.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

If youre African, why are you white?

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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