srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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kk

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stinky boner

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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