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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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