- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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