- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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