srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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your mom is so fat.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Anti Joke

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