- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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