- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Poker face

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

It got hit by a rocket.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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