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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Irish sobriety

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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