- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

my penis

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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