- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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