Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Irish sobriety

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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