What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Niall Horan

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Worms don't like apples.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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