Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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