Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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The Big Band Theory

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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guess what? bannanas

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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