A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Bitch

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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