- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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