What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A blind man watches TV

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Niall Horan

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Worms don't like apples.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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