Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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How old are you? 7

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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