- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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