- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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