- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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