- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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