- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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