- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What has two legs? Half a cat

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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