knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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hi michael

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Flowers are colors Love me

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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