A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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