- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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