What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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