- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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