A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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