Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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No!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Anti Joke

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