- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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