A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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stinky boner

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kk

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What would Muhammed do?

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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