- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

whats black and strange a paki

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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