- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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