- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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