- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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