What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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