- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Asians.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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