Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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