- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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