- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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