- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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