When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Caolan and Eamon

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...