- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

2 black kids walk into school

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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