Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

The holocaust

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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