- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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