- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

say it ten times fast: oh

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Yo Momma is not fat.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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