- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why so serious ?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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