- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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