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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

poop.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.