- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

You having friends.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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