A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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