Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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