why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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