Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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