- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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