- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

I don't believe in giraffes.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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