- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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