what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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hi michael

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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