- Anti Joke

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.