- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

5 people are walking

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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