- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Connor is homo

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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