- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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