- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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